Ladies and Gents, it’s official! We’re going to Mallorca! We took the 4-day break we had in Barcelona and decided to try to spice it up a little bit. And not only that, but the tickets were even cheaper that the others.

That’s the moment you ask: “How can it be cheaper than £1 each?”

Friends, I don’t exactly know what happened, it was like a female orgasm. I just know that it did. I browsed for tickets to Mallorca, from Barcelona and I managed to get all 4 of them (2 to go and 2 to return) for £3.20 altogether. Yes, three pounds and twenty pence. Yes, sterling pounds. I’m aware of the extreme luck I’m immersed into – after all I’m with Gillian – but £3.20 for two return tickets to F*CKING PALMA DE MALLORCA! C’MON!!!

We’ll chill in the not-so-hot sun of september, drink goat milk and eat sea food. We’ll also see the stalagmites – featured in the book Alle Wunder dieser Welt, that I personally call my lifetime travel plan.

Check out the extra-special limited edition postcards we’ll be sending from Mallorca, now at the IminEurope shop!